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PostSubject: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:00 am

Going around trick-or-treating is a time honored tradition for kids and I'm sure over the years, amongst the candy bars, pennies wrapped in foil, popcorn balls and McDonald's coupons, we've all gotten some rotten stuff in our bags. But nothing can compare to dumping out your pillow-case after a night out and finding a pile of rocks on the living room floor. And that's really what bothers me.

If Charlie has one rock mixed in with a bunch of other candy, you could make the argument that someone was just being a prick. But think about it. Charlie was with a group of kids. And that group traveled to multiple homes throughout the neighborhood. As other kids were getting treats, Charlie repeatedly got rocks. Is this a standard practice in the neighborhood? It would appear that all of the neighbors have 2 bowls sitting next to their door. One with candy that they give to kids they like, and another bowl filled with rocks that they hand out to the block-heads in the 'hood. Did other kids treat-or-treating that night get rocks? Or do they collectively just hate Charlie? Is he letting his beagle poop on everyone's lawn? Is his little sister a big pain in the ass? Do they even know who it is under the sheet or are they just commenting on his crappy costume? So the kid had a little trouble with the scissors? Does he deserve the scorn and ridicule, not to mention the strain of lugging around a bag full of rocks all through the community? Does everyone with a shitty costume get a rock?

If Charlie wasn't such a sad-sack loser, he'd go back and chuck those rocks thru every frickin' pane of glass on the block. That I could see. Then the neighborhood would have a reason to despise one Mr. Charles Brown.

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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:10 am

I haven't pooped in a toilet since March. I'm handing out my petrified turds for Halloween. I have them in a sack in the freezer. My wife thinks they are Bon Bons.

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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:26 am

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I haven't pooped in a toilet since March.

So what have you been pooping in?? Dancing Turd
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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:30 am

Mainly canning jars and Ziploc bags.

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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:32 am

Have you tried using one of the vacuum seal things? Airtight poop bags!!
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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:36 am

That's a really good idea. I'll pick some up from Walmart tonite.

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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:58 am

See Charlie? It could always be worse. Dancing Turd
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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:03 pm

I hope your wife hasnt eaten any of those "Bon Bons"
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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:39 pm

You could have at least labeled them.
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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:34 pm

spectrefate wrote:
That's a really good idea. I'll pick some up from Walmart tonite.

Along with another copy of the new AC/DC cd.
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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:22 pm

I think Ill hand out some cigs this year
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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:41 pm

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I think Ill hand out some cigs this year

Make sure its those non filters you smoke.
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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:18 pm

That'll really get 'em addicted.
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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 7:20 pm

spectrefate wrote:
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I think Ill hand out some cigs this year

Make sure its those non filters you smoke.

Indeed, Lucky Strikes for all!

Cold Gin for some!

Reese's minatures for everyone else! cheers

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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Thu Oct 30, 2008 11:20 pm

Lucky Strikes...now theres a cig I havent seen for a long time.
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PostSubject: Re: Handing Out Rocks   Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:21 pm

If anybody ever gave my kid a rock while trick-or-treating, they'd get it right back through their front window.

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